Stick to the infomercials marketing man. the only thing beutiful about it is all the ways it can be hyped to stupid people that never bother to look past the first layer of icing to the smelly turd underneath.
So how long ago did the financials get dropped off at S&P's doorstep and how long can we expect them to have them before they're filed?
My guess would be IF, a really big IF they were ever given to S&P, it would take a couple of days for the folks their to stop laughing at the Jr. High accounting that was done.(assuming it's the same gibberish as what's on ZSUN's website) Then once they're through laughing they'd get out the red ink pen and go through and check about a million things that are wrong or need to be shown in more detail, or are missing altogether, then they'll be sent back to ZSUN, then back to Jones Jenson, then they'll be sorta reworked, then when the next banana boat brings the only guy at Jones Jenson that can sign his name, back from his vodka run to Russia, they'll refile at S&P, this time with only a few old errors not fixed, and a handful of new ones, process repeats, finally on the third go around S&P might finally feel like they can forward them to the appropriate agency without tarnishing their name too much, and what tarnish is done can be polished off with the check that ZSUN will have to write for all the extra time involved. Then and only then, will the powers that be start asking for additional info., again several more roundy rounds, finally probably 3 or 4 months from now at the soonest, well after ZSUN has managed to sell off it's portfolio, acquire some more garbage, maybe do a SHAL IPO, and of course release the requisite number of press releases, then and only then will they finally be turned down for NASDAQ listing. That's best possible scenario for you longs. There will be plenty of what you like, hype and rumor, to float this thing up and ya'll can all claim to be genius investors.
Of course there's the other, equally likely scenario, that ZSUN has already done several things to raise the ire of the SEC and as soon as the SEC catches up on it's workload, all you longs will wake up to a trade halt. That's the reason there's several thousand stocks better than this one. But in the meantime, this things going to 23, francoises's "magic chart" said so a month ago and it couldn't be wrong.
Mr. Burns |
