Oh, is that you, Anarchist Nymph? Do you mind if I refer to you not by your full name***, but by the tactful abbreviation adopted by your friends?... for I do count you as my friend, and no more so than since you so graciously issued the retroactive building permit for my penttreehouse, and granted it National Historic Monument status! And the Special Federal Grant for Mobility Assurance which you have authorized to fund any physical transfer of my palatial residence, along with its magnificent beech tree, to any site of my choosing at a moment's notice, is particularly appreciated, and do convey my thanks, also, to the taxpayers! You may be sure that wherever I choose to relocate my treepenthouse and tree, you will remain its Main Dryad and will continue to be remunerated at current levels.
As for your charming, high-spirited jest regarding my supposed 'bossiness,' why, we both know, as do all the gentlemen who frequent these parts, that in truth I am a modest maiden of signal submissiveness. Have I mentioned that 'Demureen' is my middle name?
*** Anarchist Nymphomaniac |
