Bill
Does this sound about right: biz.yahoo.com
Ukraine has lots of missiles so it gets lots of IMF money
Ukraine wisely invests IMF money in infrastructure: diamond rings, gold jewelry, vacation dachas, cars, booze, drugs, women, internut stocks, .....
Ukraine unable to meet debt payments, even after its massive investments in the entertainment sector, So
Brilliant IMFers rush to the scene via IMF Air
After limo pickup, shrimpfest and vodka,
TOUGH negotiations facilitated by IRID sat phones result in:
IMF bail out of the Ukraine
Private sector bail out the IMF
Greenspam bail out of the private sector
US taxpayers bail out of the Greenspam, then
More shrimp (caviar?), more vodka
Press conference with non-asian accents and liberal use of the word tranche
Brilliant IMFers rushed to next hot spot via IMF Air
Steve
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