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Pastimes : Jokes
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To: Stormweaver who wrote (2192)5/28/1999 6:37:00 AM
From: Monty Lenard  Read Replies (1) of 2733
 
HEAVEN & HELL

Two friends die, one goes to Heaven the other goes to Hell.

The guy in Heaven feels bad and decides to check on his friend. So he
looks down and to his surprise the friend is sitting in a chair with
a beer in one hand and a gorgeous blonde in the other.

All in a rage he goes to God and says, "Lord, it Just isn't fair. I
was good and now in Heaven, and he was always bad, so he's in Hell,
but he has all the luxuries. What's up with this?" GOD replied, "Look
a little closer my son, the beer has a hole in the bottom and the
blonde doesn't!"
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