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To: Barney who wrote (2194)	5/28/1999 4:46:00 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (3) of 2733

A fifth grade teacher is told she must teach sex education to her class. She decides to use a math technique to teach the subject, and thinks flash cards will work well. The next day in class, she holds up the first flash card, a picture of a breast, and asked "does anyone know what this is?" Little Suzie responds-"I know, I know! It's a picture of a breast and my mommy has two of them!" The teacher says "very good Suzie, you get a star for the exercise" The teacher grabs the next card and holds it up. It's a picture of a penis. She asks "Does anyone know what this is?" and little Tommy says "I know I know! It a penis and my daddy has two of them!" The teacher says "well Tommy, It is a penis but your daddy can't have two of them." Tommy says "sure he does, he's got a little one he pees out of and a great big one he brushes mommy's teeth with!"

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