I think so many [SO CALLED LONGS] suffer from Ed Zachery Disease [IMHO]
Subj: Ed Zachery Disease
A little racey (pun intended....read on) but sooo funny!! -S
>>A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or
>>any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something
>>wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex
>>therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see, the well-known Chinese
>>sex therapist, so she went to see him.
>>
>>Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all
>>you crose." The woman did as she was told.
>>
>>"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again,
>>the woman did as she was instructed.
>>
>>Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
>>So she did.
>>
>>Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You
>>haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or
>>dates."
>>
>>Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed
>>Zachary Disease?"
>>
>>Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease
>>is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."
>>
>>
>> THIS WAS JUST FOR FUN << |
