Chuzzy:
You are too young or young minded for the downsides of middle age.
But just to make sure you know what they are, I set them forth below:
MIDDLE AGE (siiigggghhhhh)
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts
to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory,
the other two I forget.
You're getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes, just
as long as you don't have to go along.
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun - and fun a lot more work.
Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to
every man. Isn't that the darndest time for a guy to get those odds?
You know you're getting on in years when the girls at the office
start confiding in you.
Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to
go anywhere.
Middle age is when you have stopped growing at both ends, and have
begun to grow in the middle.
Of course I'm against sin; I'm against anything that I'm too old to
enjoy.
A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his
doctor instead of by the police.
Middle age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one
that will get you home earlier.
You know you're into middle age when you realize that caution is the
only thing you care to exercise.
At my age, "getting a little action" means I don't need to take a
laxative.
Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will
avoid you.
The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way
through Congress.
You're getting old when getting lucky means you find your car in the
parking lot.
You're getting old when you're sitting in a rocker and you can't get
it started.
You're getting old when your wife gives up sex for Lent, and you
don't know till the 4th of July.
You're getting old when you wake up with that morning-after feeling,
and you didn't do anything
the night before.
The cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.
It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
You know you're getting old when you stop buying green bananas.
See, CTC, you ain't there yet.
BE HAPPY
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