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To: jbIII who wrote (6)5/30/1999 8:46:00 PM
From: Don Pueblo  Read Replies (2) of 22
 
Fried green hamburger

Ingredients:

* 4 baby lobsters
* 1 lean hamburger
* 3 pounds of spam
* 1 cup of wild rice
* 1 wild mushroom
* 1 block of pungent swiss cheese
* 1 pound of cabbage
* 1 cucumber
* 4 bars of milk chocolate
* 1 tomato
* 1 gallon of skim milk
* 2 acres of Redwood trees
* 1 pinch of sugar
* 10 tablespoons of salt
* 1 dash of black pepper
* 1 clove of garlic
* 1 pinch of parsley
* 1 tablespoon of fennel seed
* 3 pinches of store bought nutmeg
* 1 drop of vanilla
* 1 satanic hamster
* 4 cups of maple syrup

Preparation:

1. Bake lobsters for 88 minutes at 565 degrees
2. Fry hamburger
3. Cut spam into bite-sized cubes and sprinkle on skillet
4. Cook rice for 73 minutes
5. Mix in mushroom
6. Slice swiss cheese and add to mushroom
7. Add cabbage
8. Add cucumber to cabbage
9. Break chocolate fairly into 50 pieces
10. Chop tomato and toss in cabbage
11. Pour milk on tomato
12. Chop down and shave the trees and sprinkle on tomato
13. Sprinkle sugar with tomato
14. Coat tomato with salt
15. Shake pepper on tomato
16. Add garlic
17. Garnish with parsley
18. Add seed
19. Sprinkle nutmeg on seed
20. Add vanilla
21. Bake hamster for 51 minutes at 555 degrees
22. Lightly stir maple syrup with vanilla
23. Bake for 112 minutes at 745 degrees

Serves 1.

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