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To: Don Pueblo who wrote (9)	5/30/1999 9:34:00 PM
From: jbIII	of 22

And I thought it would be difficult to start my own internet company Just follow the recipe :) Business plan for push technology.com Ingredients: * 3 dumb portal technologies * 1 eye-catching prototype * 1 hip domain name * 2 gaudy web sites * 1 pithy slogan * 1 thick prospectus * 6 tons of confusing white papers * 1 teaspoon of hype * 6 unsophisticated venture capitalists * 3 naive engineers * 4 naive CEOs * 3 gullible CTOs * 1 wasteful CFO * 1 skillful human resources manager * 1 cobranding deal * 1 ounce of ruthless greed * 4 pounds of buzzword-laced press releases Preparation: 1. Come up with idea that combines portal technologies and privacy 2. Develop prototype 3. Register domain name with Internic 4. Create web sites discussing domain name 5. Come up with slogan 6. Write prospectus and post to web site 7. Draft white papers and post to web site 8. Promote white papers with hype 9. Hit venture capitalists up for money 10. Hire engineers and 91 managers 11. Hire CEOs 12. Hire CTOs 13. Hire CFO 14. Hire human resources manager 15. Sign cobranding deal with the Go Network 16. Add .com to your name 17. Fire off press releases 18. File for an initial public offering Serves 1.

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