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Politics : Bill Clinton Scandal - SANITY CHECK
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To: Bill who wrote (50838)6/1/1999 11:22:00 AM
From: greenspirit  Read Replies (1) of 67261
 
Bill, here's a funny joke I twisted around just to be in alignment with the thread. :-)

Bill Clinton was visiting Monica in the hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh. He then runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction. He goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan. From this, the doctor suggests that he should go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want to embarass the President. He goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and tells the doctor Monica is dead. The doctor asks what happened to which the President replies: "She choked."
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