A stock basher called 'flodyie' was sitting in front of his computer late one night thinking up new lies about an OTC company, when Satan appeared before him.
The Devil told him, "I have a proposition for you. You can win on every stock your bosses want to short for the rest of your life.
"Your bosses will adore you, your fellow shorters will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money.
"All I want in exchange is your soul, your wife's soul, your children's souls, the souls of your parents, grandparents, and parents-in-law, and the souls of all your friends and stock bashing buddies 'trader14U', 'C M Burns', and 'realmoney'.
Our friend 'flodyie' thought about this for a moment, then asked, "So, what's the catch?" |
