Are you Alan Smith, the former, and possibly still current internet pornographer and trademark infringer, who was a losing co-defendant along with current Momentum-Plus director and tech guru Graham Daley in the following court case?
cyber.law.harvard.edu
Hmm, huh, hmmm? Is it you Smithy boy?
Since you like to rework 100 year old lawyer jokes so well, here's one for you.
A Jew, a Hindu, and a ZSUN paid tout are travelling together when their car breaks down out in the country. They walk to the nearest farm and find out it'll be the next day before they can get help, so the farmer offers to put them up for the night. He tells them, he has two beds in the house but one of them will have to sleep out in the barn. They talk it over and the Hindu decides he'll sleep in the barn. They settle in for the night when there's a knock at the door. It's the Hindu and he tells them, I can't sleep out there, there's cows in the barn and they're sacred to me. So the Jew offers to take the barn. Everyone settles in, then there's a knock at the door. It's the Jewish fella, and he tells them he just cannot sleep in the barn since there's pigs in it and they're far from kosher. Well the ZSUN paid tout finally graciously offers to sleep in the barn. So they all get settled in and there's a knock on the door. This time it's the cows and pigs.
Mr. Burns
PS,
My apology to all people of the Jewish and Hindu faiths. I know you wouldn't be caught dead with a ZSUN paid tout. |
