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To: Nite-Man who wrote (7029)	6/3/1999 3:48:00 AM
From: The Perfect Hedge	Read Replies (1) of 30928

**********************Major Announcement********************** Congratulations Nite Fruit!After much discussion amongst us thread members we have decided that you will replace Zero for Balls as the poster boy for the famous "Got Milk" ads...We figure after a long night with your husband eclair you will wake up ready with no preparation needed for your photo shoot.... Here are your instructions.... 1--You and eclair should gather all your toys and animals and convene in your bedroom where you will get your usual workout in.... 2--Awake the next morning...remove any short,barely visible banana shaped objects out of your mouth and do not shower or else you may mess up your "Got Milk" upper lip.... 3--Stop by your daddy's house for your usual romp so you get your day started with a smile but don't bring him with you....the studio doesn't allow hermaphrodites... 4--drive directly to the photo studio...PLEASE RESTRAIN FROM MAKING PIT STOPS ALONG THE WAY TO SEXUALLY ABUSE STRAY ANIMALS... at the studio the crew will await you to begin your shoot.... It is with sincere loss that Zero for Balls relinquishes his position...He has been a great representative since the 1800's.... B* is happy for Nite Fruit...

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