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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: FREAKAZOID who wrote (829)6/3/1999 9:31:00 PM
From: Vision21  Read Replies (1) of 2380
 
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when
> >> one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know
> >> what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out
> >> drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the
> >> driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the
> >> garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I
> >> sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into
> >> bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying
> >> out so late!"
> >>
> >> His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously
> >> taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam
> >> the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the
> >> closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's
> >> butt and say, 'How about a little?' ....and she's always
> >> sound asleep."
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