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Pastimes : Jokes
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To: treetopflier who wrote (2205)6/4/1999 1:40:00 AM
From: Karin  Read Replies (4) of 2733
 
A lawyer was on his deathbed in his bedroom, and he
called to his wife.

She rushed in and said, 'What is it, honey?'

He told her to run and get the bible as soon as
possible. Being a religious woman, she thought this
was a good idea. She ran and got it, prepared to read
him his favorite verse or something of the sort.

He snatched it from her and began quickly scanning
pages, his eyes darting right and left.

The wife was curious. 'what are you doing, honey?'
she asked.

'I'm looking for loopholes!' he shouted.
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