RUN FOR THIS HILLS!!! SELL CALLS, BUY PUTS, BUY PUTS SELL CALLS - ANYTHIN', ANYTHIN' BUT MY LITTLE FURRY PANDA ASS SAYS THIS SHIP IS GOIN DOWN LIKE A SPANISH GALLION FULL O' GOLD BARS IN A 500 mph GAIL!!! BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES, DIG HOLES LIKE A GOPHER, RUN, RUN, RUN BUT THERE'S NO PLACE TO HIDE!!!! people will be callin' there brokers but all they'll be gettin' is a busy siganl (ring, ring, ring)- and by the time they get through it'll be 1929 all over again, ALL GONE!! THE BULL MARKET IS DEAD, 'BOUT TO RUN INTO A FORCE FROM HELL - CAN'T BUY ENOUGH PUTS, I'VE SOLD MY HOUSE AND MY BUICK TO BUY EVEN MORE PUTS. THE WINDS OF CHANGE ARE NOT JUST COMIN' BUT THERE HERE!! THE BEARS ARE ABOUT TO MAKE SO MUCH MUNY IT AIN'T FUNNY. One more word of advice - buy even more puts. PUTS, PUTS, PUTS, can't have enuff puts!!!!
Hold on everyone, big payola time is about to make us all rich, see you all at Kahuna beach - drinks on me (unless there's no more distilleries left in bizness) |
