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Politics : Ask Michael Burke
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To: Knighty Tin who wrote (61447)6/4/1999 7:46:00 PM
From: re3  Read Replies (1) of 132070
 
Michael as promised...

If Microsoft were Jewish:...........
1. Instead of getting a "General Protection Fault" error, your PC
would
get "Ferklempt"
2. "Year 2000" issues are replaced by "Year 5760-5761" issues
3. Hanukkah screen savers will have "Flying Dreidels"
4. Your PC shuts down automatically at sundown of Friday evenings
5. After your computer dies, you would dispose of it within 24 yours
6. Your "Start" button would be replaced with a "Lets go! Im not
getting
any younger! button
7. Abort, Retry, Ignore would be replaced with "Stop it already,
You're
killing me! You vant I should try it again? I didn't hear that!'
8. When disconnecting external devices from the back of your PC, you
would
be instructed to "Remove the cable from your PC"s tuchis"
9. Your multimedia player would be renamed to"Nu, so play my music
already!"
10. Internet Explorer would now have a spinning "Star of David" in the
upper
right corner
11. You would hear the tune "Hava nagila" during startup
12. Microsoft Office would include "A little byte of this, and a little
byte
of that"
13. When running "ScanDisk" you would be prompted with a "You vant I
should fix this?" message
14. When your PC is working too hard, you would occasionally hear a
loud
"Oy"!!!
15. A "monitor cleaning solution" from Manischewitz would advertise
that it
gets "rid of the schmutz" on your monitor
16. After 20 minutes of no activity, your PC would go "Schloffen"
17. Computer viruses would now be cured with chicken soup

ike...
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