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To: FREAKAZOID who wrote (848)	6/7/1999 8:36:00 AM
From: Bald Eagle	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 2380

Man! What a boring post for the 10MM post? Freak, you didn't answer me. Do you really know how to do %'s?

To: FREAKAZOID who wrote (848)	6/7/1999 11:55:00 AM
From: Sammie	Respond to of 2380

A Scottish man was at a baseball game. It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat quietly. The first batter approached the mound; he took a few swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming "Run, Run." This happened two more times, with a single and a triple. The Scotsman was now excited and ready to get into the shouting game. The next batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire called "walk" and the batter started on a slow trot to first base. The Scotsman, extremely excited now, stood up and screamed, "R-R-Run ye basstarrd, rrrun man! " Everyone around him started laughing. So the Scotsman, extremely embarrassed, sat back down. A friendly fan, seeing the Scotsman's embarrassment, leaned over and said, "He can't run - he got four balls." The Scotsman then stood up and screamed, "Walk with pride, man... .... walk with pride!"