To: marcos who wrote (39931 ) 6/9/1999 3:11:00 PM From: E Read Replies (1) | Respond to
Where did the Stuff of Life, and Moi, come from originally, you ask? You fool, you. Does the phrase "First Causes" not ring a bell? Do you not understand that once one has stipulated that one is the First Cause, one has explained enough , for chrissake? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?is my name, you ask? It slips my mind, suggestions always welcome. It had better be pretty, though, and feminine, though my rage is terrible and my visage too bright to behold unless I have my period. Well, I still have the rage, then, but don't look my best. I hold water; oceans of it. incredible! HAHAHAHAHAHA. And STILL those gooses worship me, can you believe this? I mean they worship 'Me'-- gotta watch those caps. If One doesn't insist on really, really strict reverence, and I do mean the capitalizing My name, and the head-bowing and kneeling and facing-in-various-directions-kissing-My-ass kind (I'm not kidding! and they do it, the gooses! They are so cute when they're groveling, I'm telling you!) the next thing you know they're going to demand eternal life for all sorts of sh*t, good works, courage, kindness, that bs. And what do I get out of it, I ask you?are the First Cause, and frown threateningly and look kinda scandalized when they giggle. They'll get over it in a generation or two, believe me on this! There's pay-offs for them! Do you know how important you can make them feel by convincing them they are, like rilly rilly special? And know stuff , sorta insider stuff? And belong to this big club that has, like, the most unbelievable benefits, like... well, if I listed the benefits I can make them believe they'll get (IN THE NEXT LIFE!!! I KID YOU NOT!) you'd blow me off completely, they're so wild! ROCLMAO! extra special!) As I said, delegate.waiting to believe!
