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To: KJ. Moy who wrote (22512)	6/10/1999 9:58:00 AM
From: Patrick A. Kelly	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 29386

This is a gem among the gravel from yahoo! For those who might have missed it: The Story of Little Red Fibre Hood by: scanman2020 6122 of 6360 As I was traveling through Long's Wood, I met a young stock named Red Fibre Hood. At 16 1/8, she was so young and gay That I feared for her life as she skipped on her way. "Where are you going?" I asked little Hood. What enterprise brings you through darkest Long's Wood?" "To National Market," she said, "to sell shares At 60 apiece to the big bulls and bears." "But Red Fibre Hood," I exclaimed with dismay, "The Short Wolves are howling and prowling today! You've got a plump basket of shares on your arm. Aren't you worried the Short Wolves will do you some harm?" "The Short Wolves!" She laughed. "They don't worry me. I've got more than shares in this basket, you see. My Tier 1 OEM Magnifying Glass Focuses the Sun's rays, and fries any Wolf's... butt. "This Revenue Blaster from my friend Hitachi Makes Wolves whine and beg like a starved Tamagotchi. I've got MM Block Busters, Kinnard Cannons too -- And some others I can't show you yet, like Big Blue." "But the Wolf pack is scary," I shuddered with fright. "They make up strange stories to scare you at night About Japanese stock gurus no one can find And grandmas who gamble five large, shorting blind." "The Wolves are all woof and no bite," she replied. "I'm off to the Market and won't be denied. Just recall what I'm packing when you hear the sound: "'I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your price down!'" Posted: 06/09/1999 02:47 pm EDT as a reply to: Msg 1 by YahooFinance View Replies to this Message