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To: FREAKAZOID who wrote (876)	6/10/1999 4:10:00 PM
From: Boyd Zander	Respond to of 2380

That works pretty good Freak. I'm gonna use it to produce a family portrait. LOL Bud

To: FREAKAZOID who wrote (876)	6/10/1999 5:13:00 PM
From: Susie924	Respond to of 2380

Freak! The picture is so clear too! Susie aka Jenny

To: FREAKAZOID who wrote (876)	6/10/1999 5:19:00 PM
From: The Rabbit	Respond to of 2380

OK, that was scary. How did it get such an accurate picture? <eom>

To: FREAKAZOID who wrote (876)	6/10/1999 5:31:00 PM
From: Bald Eagle	Respond to of 2380

Hey, I'm not as ugly as I thought I was :-)

To: FREAKAZOID who wrote (876)	6/10/1999 7:35:00 PM
From: Bald Eagle	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 2380

Always give 100% at work....... 12% on Monday 23% on Tuesday 40% on Wednesday 20% on Thursday 5% on Fridays And remember ....... When you're having a really bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend your middle finger. Now get back to work..... Government Workers Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man was an engineer, the second was an accountant, the third a chemist, and the fourth was a government worker. To show off, the engineer called to his dog. "T-Square, do your stuff." T-Square trotted over to the desk, took out some paper and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the accountant said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into four equal piles of three cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good. But the chemist said his dog could do better. He called his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good. Then the three men turned to the government worker, and said, "What can your dog do?" The government worker called to his dog and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff." Coffee Break slowly got off his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, pooped on the paper, sexually assaulted the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for workers' compensation, and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.