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To: Brooke Geiger who wrote (44682)	6/10/1999 8:23:00 PM
From: Ronaldo	Respond to of 50264

Hi Brooke! All the best with {{baby-time}} Ron --- PS A variation on the expression you made famous in this thread: Talk to the Hand Japan's Nippon Telegraph and Telephone has been testing a genuine two-way wristwatch telephone. The watch, which dials by voice command, works with Japan's Personal Handyphone System (PHS), a network with plentiful local transmitters that accommodate especially small phones. Swatch, meanwhile, has similar plans: At last year's CeBIT electronics show in Germany, the Swiss company showed the amazing and funky Swatch Talk, which has a built-in microphone, speaker, antenna, and transmitter. Numbers for dialing are positioned around the bezel. When Swatch Talk debuts next year, it will use the Global System for Mobile Communications (GSM)--except in the United States, where it won't be sold.

To: Brooke Geiger who wrote (44682)	6/10/1999 9:59:00 PM
From: Jane4IceCream	Respond to of 50264

Hey Brooke, Betcha you have a hard time seeing your bunny slippers when you are standing. You must be major preggers by now. Have a Pepsi! Jane

To: Brooke Geiger who wrote (44682)	6/26/1999 7:00:00 PM
From: E'Lane	Respond to of 50264

Hiya Brooke! Well, by my calender, you don't have long at all to wait for "baby makes 3" to arrive. Found this today and thought of you. Most here have already "been there and done that"...but thought you might get a grin, or a grimace. <g> ----------------- Parenting Test How To Know Whether or Not You Are Ready to Have Children... Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer. Toy Test: Obtain a 55-gallon box of Legos. (If Legos are not available, you may substitute roofing tacks) Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold. Try to walk to the bathroom or kitchen. Do not scream. (This could wake a child at night.) Grocery Store Test: Borrow one or two small animals (goats are best) and take them with you as you shop at the grocery store. Always keep them in sight and pay for anything they eat or damage. Dressing Test: Obtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff into a small net bag, making sure that all arms stay inside. Feeding Test: Obtain a large plastic milk jug. Fill halfway with water. Suspend from the ceiling with a stout cord. Start the jug swinging. Try to insert spoonfuls of soggy cereal (such as Fruit Loops or Cheerios) into the mouth of the jug, while pretending to be an airplane. Now dump the contents of the jug on the floor. Night Test: Prepare by obtaining a small cloth bag and fill it with 8 - 12 pounds of sand. Soak it thoroughly in water. At 8:00 PM, begin to waltz and hum with the bag until 9:00 PM. Lay down your bag and set your alarm for 10:00PM. Get up, pick up your bag, and sing every song you have ever heard. Make up about a dozen more and sing these too until 4:00 AM. Set alarm for 5:00 AM. Get up and make breakfast. Keep this up for 5 years. Look cheerful. Physical Test (Women): Obtain a large beanbag chair and attach it to the front of your clothes. Leave it there for 9 months. Now remove 10 of the beans. Physical Test (Men): Go to the nearest drug store. Set your wallet on the counter. Ask the clerk to help himself. Now proceed to the nearest food store. Go to the head office and arrange for your paycheck to be directly deposited to the store. Purchase a newspaper. Go home and read it quietly for the last time. Final Assignment: Find a couple who already has a small child. Lecture them on how they can improve their discipline, patience, tolerance, toilet training, and child's table manners. Suggest many ways they can improve. Emphasize to them that they should never allow their children to run riot. Enjoy this experience. It will be the last time you will have all the answers. ----------- Keep us informed, Brooke! E!..ready to be an "Aunt" again :)