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To: Condor who wrote (9211)6/12/1999 2:02:00 PM
From: md1derful  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 30916
 
Condor: Have you heard this one?? This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one. "Is it a boy or girl gorilla?" the service guy asks. "Boy"..says the man. "Sure I can do it" says the service man. I'll be right there"
An hour later the service man shows up with a stick, a chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair of hand cuffs. He then gives the man some instructions.
"Now, I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls. When he does, the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorilla's balls..The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself and you will then put the handcuffs on"
The man asks "But what do I do with the shotgun?"
"Well if I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog"