To: Dolfan who wrote (44753 ) 6/12/1999 10:52:00 AM From: CWolf Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 50264
Hi all... Since WB hasn't been seen nor heard from today, I found a story that might well have been written about our very own E!, seeing as how she's currently on a trip and it required an airplane to get her there <g>. MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well, I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and as he extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, he whispers: "Iron this." Have a great day all... Chuck... trying to get that GooGoo off the roof of his mouth and thinking this story is something Laz might post, but not me <ggg>