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To: StockDung who wrote (2556)6/13/1999 10:48:00 AM
From: Smithy  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 10354
 
Please excuse the golden oldie, but I just love this one .....

A stock basher is standing at the gate to Heaven and St. Peter is listing his sins:

1. Criminally damaging defenseless OTC:BB companies.
2. Defamation of innocent managers of several companies.
3. Demoralizing young and enthusiastic staff of many companies.
4. Spamming the Silicon Investor boards thereby wasting readers' valuable time.
5. Telling lie after lie on the Internet.
6. Costing honest investors millions of dollars.

And the list goes on for quite awhile....

The stock basher admits all these things, but argues, "Wait, I have done some charity in my life."

St. Peter looks in his book and says, "Yes, I see. Once you gave a dime to a panhandler and once you gave an extra nickel to the shoeshine boy, correct?"

The stock basher gets a smug look on his face and replies, "Yes."

St. Peter turns to the angel next to him and says, "Give this guy 15 cents and tell him to go to hell."



To: StockDung who wrote (2556)6/13/1999 10:57:00 AM
From: Smithy  Respond to of 10354
 
Slimy, you on those drugs again?