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Technology Stocks : CMGI What is the latest news on this stock? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Brasco One who wrote (9992)	6/13/1999 4:53:00 PM
From: stock_bull69	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 19700

Donny boy, In order for the thread members to better understand your background, may > I respectfully ask you to supply the following information? > Real Name:______________________ > ________Brian "Tryin to Sell You a Sucker" > ________"So Sue Me" Brian > ________Brian "Hey, the US has Internet Stuff" > ________"Dying to Short "Bryan > ________Brian "Can't Blame Me Mon" for Trying > Age: ___________________________ > (Note: Not your real age, just similar to your investment mentality) > Shoe size (left): __________________ > Shoe size (right): __________________ > Occupation: > ________Thread Moron > ________Analyst > ________Parking Lot Attendant > ________Investment Advisor > ________Attorney Looking for Clients > ________"Ultra" specialist > ________Thread Lurker > ________Head of Your School's Investment Club > ________Provocateur > ________Submissive and Willing Partner Looking for Others > ________Unemployed > Spouses Name: _____________________ > Relationship with spouse: > ________Sister > ________Brother > ________Aunt > ________Uncle > ________Cousin > ________Mother > ________Father > ________Son > ________Daughter > ________Pet > Number of children living in household: ____________ > Number that are yours: ____________ > Mother's Name: ________________________________ > Father's Name: _________________________________ > (If not sure, leave blank) > Education: 1 2 3 4 > (Circle highest grade completed) > Do you (____) own or (____) rent your mobile home? > Total number of vehicles you own : __________ > Total number of vehicles that still crank : __________ > Number of vehicles in front yard : __________ > Number of vehicles in back yard : __________ > Number of vehicles on cement blocks : __________ > Recent procedures by your physician: > ___________ Rectal exam (enema also counts) > ___________ Frontal lobotomy > ___________ Prescription for viagra > ___________ Removal of cerebral hairballs > ___________ The Lorraine Bobbitt "short cut" > ___________ Grade school physical (turn your head, now, cough...) > ___________ Still waiting to have my head examined... > Your personality profile: > ___________ Passive-aggressive > ___________ Clueless (participation on this thread just exacerbates the > condition) > ___________ Just angry all the time > ___________ Scorched earth apostle > ___________ Bitter and twice divorced > ___________ Annoying > ___________ Investor with learning disabilities > ___________ Too stupid to know > Firearms you own and where you keep them: > In my truck : __________ > In my bedroom : __________ > In the bathroom : __________ > In the kitchen : __________ > In the shed : __________ > Model and year of your pickup: __________________ 194___. > Do you have a gun rack? ______ Yes ______ No (please explain) > Preferred method of picking stocks: > ___________ Hot tip from my broker > ___________ Ouiji board > ___________ Recommendation from Money Magazine > ___________ Tea leaves > ___________ Ask the 15 year old kid from New Jersey > ___________ SI Café recommendations > ___________ Psychics on-line > Why are you on this thread? > ___________ Looking for friends > ___________ Freeloading and don't want to admit it > ___________ Venting my hostile tendencies > ___________ Handicapped and need a place to park > ___________ Fantasizing about stocks is better than sex > ___________ Dispensing worthless investment advice > ___________ It's better than watching paint dry > ___________ Engaging in self-destructive behavior > ___________ Hyping my holdings in Bavarian Ovarian Meat Business (BOMB) > ___________ Trolling for subscribers to my stock investment newsletter > ___________ Need to add more fuel to the long list of things I've been > wrong about > ___________ Can't think of anything else to do > ___________ Looking for plaintiffs for a class action lawsuit > ___________ Need a dose of intellectual honesty > ___________ Just killing time while waiting for the mother ship > ___________ Don't have a woman upstairs waiting for me > ___________ Bashing stocks I can't afford to buy > ___________ Short of running the mafia, this thread is as good as it gets > ___________ Practicing my writing skills > ___________ The guards let me > ___________ Trying to use up my 20 free hours a month > ___________ Need a place to take my crap and then leave > ___________ General sophistry purposes > Who is your favorite CNBC investment commentator? > ___________ Silvia "Broom Hilda" Wadhwa (Frankfurt) > ___________ Ron "Brillcream" Insana > ___________ Joe "Pompador" Kernan > ___________ Jim "Frog Eyes" Cramer > ___________ David "I'm Sooo Smart and I Know It" Faber > ___________ Mark "They Don't Pay Me Enough to Do This" Haines > What is your investment style? > ___________ Mo-Mo > ___________ Disco trading > ___________ Buy high, sell low > ___________ Sheep in the herd > ___________ Averaging down > ___________ Getting back to even > ___________ Jetstreaming > ___________ March to the beat of a different drummer > ___________ Short and proud of it > What internet developments are most exciting to you: > ___________ Sears selling appliances over the net > ___________ Prodigy Classic > ___________ email > ___________ On-line chat rooms > ___________ Merrill Lynch on-line trading > ___________ Yahoo personal ads > When was the last time you had an original idea? > ___________ What do you mean by that > ___________ Never had one before > ___________ It's been so long I can't remember > What is the latest technology upgrade you have made? > ___________ Replaced a light bulb > ___________ Installed "The Club" on my steering wheel > ___________ Upgraded the beads on my abacus > ___________ Went shopping for work boots > ___________ Bought a tape rewinder for my VCR > ___________ Hooked up a window fan > ___________ Recently ordered the George Foreman "Grilling Machine" > What does the chair in front of your computer look like? > ___________ Puffy styrofoam bean bag > ___________ The white porcelain one in the bathroom > ___________ Three legged stool > ___________ Plastic deck lounger > ___________ Judge's bench > ___________ Don't have a computer > ___________ Recline-O-Matic > ___________ Still saving for one > Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: > ________ The National Enquirer > ________ The Globe > ________ TV Guide > ________ Soap Operage Digest > ________ Guns & Ammo > Electronic devices you own: > ___________ Remote control > ___________ Weed wacker > ___________ Water heater > ___________ Wrist watch with lighted dial > ___________ Transistor radio > ___________ Makita sawsall > ___________ Dial telephone > ___________ Vibrator > ___________ Electronic grill ignition system > ___________ Atari computer > ___________ Garage door opener > Modem speed: > ___________ 2.4 K per second > ___________ Don't have a phone > ___________ Woooaahh. What's a modem? > ___________ Use walkie-talkies instead > What do you do for entertainment: > ___________ Just hang out > ___________ Fish and cut bait > ___________ Look at the pictures in girlie magazines > ___________ Go bowling with the team > ___________ Push my walker around Evanston > ___________ Polish my Weber kettle > ___________ Peruse the Victoria's Secret web-site > ___________ Play another round > ___________ Change the oil in my driveway > ___________ Aerate my compost pile > Number of times you've seen a UFO : ____________ > Number of times you've seen Elvis : ____________ > Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO : ____________ > What are your previous real estate investments: > ____________ Time share condo > ____________ Desert with great view > ____________ Remote mountain cabin (next to Ted Kaczinski's) > ____________ Swamp land > ____________ Condo conversion reconverted to apartments > What plant does your character most closely resemble: > ____________ Diffembachia > ____________ Prickly pear cactus > ____________ Dutch elm (diseased) > ____________ Crab grass > ____________ The dead ones on my kitchen counter > What is the best trade you ever made: > ____________ Food stamps for baseball cards > ____________ Stock tips for Beanie babies > ____________ Brains for scrapple > ____________ Manners for attitude > ____________ Bought Amazon at $400/share > ____________ Shorted Ebay at $36/share > ____________ Haven't started trading yet (not old enough) > What is your favorite saying: > ____________ This pig of a stock... > ____________ I'll see you in court... > ____________ Like totally, for sure.... > ____________ Ho,ho,ho... > ____________ If only I bought Dell in 1995... > ____________ What do the "up" arrows mean... > ____________ Yeah, un-huh, right, right, right... > ____________ Where is that dog with fleas... > ____________ Does anybody have real-time quotes... > Where did you see your latest bubble: > ____________ In a pot (boiling water bubble) > ____________ In the bath tub (soap bubble) > ____________ In the garden (the tulip thing) > ____________ In the mirror (chewing gum bubble) > ____________ In the steel mill where I work (industrial revolution bubble) > ____________ In a tar pit (end of the dinosaur thing) > How often do you bathe: > > _________ Weekly > _________ Monthly > _________ Don't Have Any Indoor Plumbing > _________ Not Applicable > Color of teeth: > _________ Yellow > _________ Brownish - Yellow > _________ Brown > _________ Black > _________ Don't have them any more > Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: > _________ Red-Man > How far is your trailer from a paved road? > _________ 1 mile > _________ 2 miles > _________ Don't know > We appreciation your participation on this thread. The information you > provide will help us better understand the circumstances that support your > point of view. No doubt that after you learn how to read, write, spell, > count, and behave in a civil, and non-threatening "we're in my schoolyard > and I'm the bully manner", we can look forward with anticipation to > reviewing your posts...