To: Blue Snowshoe who wrote (1725 ) 6/13/1999 5:23:00 PM From: Joana Tides Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 7442
Yor CAN-DO fren Jed fer Prez-O-DENT Yesssirree! Ya gots mah votes Jed. Ah liksyer Flat Tax Idee das not scrooin da pore peepuls dat way ya hazit. Cawl me kraazee but ahm proudta pay mah taxis fer whutwe gits. Ah tries ta carvem down whinivvir ah cans by da ways ah trades, but demdar guvvmint stilgits plenteefrum me an ah dont beegrujit toem edur. Jeds waze, itud mek et ezyer ta fyle demdar tax Ree-ports en fastir time an leeve roomsfer udder biznissta bedun INsted, dats good. Ah woodin feelrite keepin allda monee ah makes onda stocks an bein frugal an payin da same tax on da same stuf ah buy as doze who dunno bout Inturrnets an nowin porer folksden me havta pay fer mah roads an stuff an awl wooden B Rite. An Ef ets jest atda cash rejistir ah tink demdar guvvmint mekkin a mistake ta trus dat all dat monee be cummin dere way frum da merchints lak deyd EXpekt. Summa datdere tax monee'd be goin inta da storekeepirs pokits lak dere oways ketchinem doin witda tax monees frumda states. Dered be awl kinda crookid stuf an blakmarkit stuff goin awn an das no gud. Ef dat monee wuz awl da gummint had cummin in deyd B disapointid ah tinks wishen dey hadint trustid dem ta givit ovur. Ah don reely spen muchmor den da pore folkses duz anEEway. (Jed just pulled my coat here, corrected me said I'm not as frugal as I think I am. I think he's disapprovin' of some silly stuff I buy sometimes, OK Jed yer right, take back that last sentence). Ah wooden vote fer Lizbuth Dole eethur. Ah tink der'd be tew manee jokses bout datder Vy-Agra ads dat hur husbin posed fer in da magazeens, too, alawng wit him losin da lecshun las time, itud be hoomilleeyatin ferim an a joke. Turrbull an ah don holdnuttin lak dat gainst nowun but somademdar misters furrin leedirs frumda bakwird contrees wooden rispikt are contree bekuzofit. Et woodyen luk gud. My bein a womman sez ah dontink lotsa Merikun men wood reely bevotin fera womman fer Prez-O-dent ef hir husban lostda lecshun las time an now she winsit an hesda FurstMan an shes da Prez-O-dentshul Winner. Ahm fraid dem GOPs don wanna win dat lection fer Prez-O-dent cuza datdere cheks n balunsis way usn's Amerikun citozens were tot ta voteby. 'Twould kick da GOP outaReel powir posishun likens da way dey gotit now. Efn dey putsup sum One dat kaint win lak dey did dat lastime den et showz dat dey wanna keeptings asdey R witda Senit an Da HousOFReprissintivs bein deres. An ah tinks mebbe das best fer da partee an da Countree aneewae rite now, tings arint goin tew bad. Jed fer Prez-O-Dent!!!! Yore fren, Joan ps... Jed, Please tell My Pal BLUE, Howdy! Glad to see him back again from Fishing! Much obliged.