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To: marianna who wrote (260)6/14/1999 12:22:00 AM
From: Tim Davies  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 349
 
i think were trying to make money..of course i could be wrong.. profit is the aim ,and stocks is the game . well at least when not trying to make our fortunes inmore conventional endevors
tdoe



To: marianna who wrote (260)6/14/1999 2:52:00 AM
From: Jim Bishop  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 349
 
Tim's right, we've all been busy elsewhere, but lets not let this one die, great place to head for non stock stuff, visiting, etc.

And hey, a perfect place to bug Lambo King, while he can't fight back,


ROTFLISTHATLAMBORUNNINGAGAINYET???????



To: marianna who wrote (260)6/15/1999 9:42:00 PM
From: Cytotekk  Respond to of 349
 
Marianna, I working on an explanation for the bad policies in Corporate America. It is on my notebook. In the meantime:

There is a horse race and the horses in the race are:

1. Passionate Lady
2. Bare Belly
3. Silk Panties
4. Conscience
5. Jockey Shorts
6. Clean Sheets
7. Smooth Thighs
8. Big Johnson
9. Heavy Bosom
10. Merry Cherry

Place your bets...

And they're off...!

Conscience is left behind at the post.

Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.

Heavy Bosom is being pressured.

Passionate Lady is caught between Smooth Thighs and Big Johnson in a very tight spot.

At the halfway mark it's Bare Belly on top.

Smooth Thighs open up and Big Johnson is pressed in.

Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.

Passionate Lady and Smooth Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly

Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Johnson.

At the stretch Merry Cherry cracks under the strain.

Big Johnson is making a final drive.

Passionate Lady is coming.

At the finish it's Big Johnson giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady taking everything Big Johnson has to offer.

It looks like a dead heat but Big Johnson squirts through and wins by a head.

Heavy Bosom weakens and Smooth Thighs pulls-up the rear.

Clean Sheets never had a chance.

**********************************************************************

Thank you for your attention,
Lady Cy





To: marianna who wrote (260)6/15/1999 10:40:00 PM
From: Cytotekk  Respond to of 349
 
Marianna, I am posting this for all the citizens of Scamelot and environs, an explanation of how policy is developed in our civilized societies.....I know will apprectiate this post since you are employed by the Scamelot Royal Postal Service.

In the beginning was the plan,
And then came the assumptions
And the assumptions were without form.
And the plan was completely without substance
And the darkness was upon the face of the workers
And they spoke amongst themselves, saying
“It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh.”
And the workers went into their Supervisors and sayeth,
“It is a pail of dung: and none may abide the odour hereof,”
and the Supervisors went unto their Managers and sayeth unto them, “It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong such that none may abide by it”.
And the Managers went unto their Directors an sayeth,
“It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength”.
And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one another,
“It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong.”
And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents and sayeth unto them,
“It promotes growth and is very powerful”,
and the Vice Presidents went unto the President and sayeth unto him,
“This is a new plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency of this company, and these areas in particular.”
And the President looked upon the plan, and saw that is was good, and
The plan became Policy.