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To: levy who wrote (1747)	6/14/1999 11:00:00 AM
From: Blue Snowshoe	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 7442

rlevy, Tank U 4 yorn communts n 4 yorn queshtons. 1st, let's gets dis "silent majority" thang out of da ways. I sez dar is nos such ting or dey is a bunch of monE hungrE peoples or day is full of whut maks da grass gros green. Y is Clinton stills in offuss, duzunt the "silent majority" sezs he is a liar an a man withouts moruls? I sez the silent majority is a fig nuetun of peoples E-mage-O-nayshun or the silent majority is greedE, chickun $hits. Asn fur my speech patteruns. Day is da results of Dys-lex-I-A, an da blendun of slangs fums alls ovvar the United States, as I lived in mostus places or hav been dar. I livs in da mountins outs west so dat helps wid da way I talks 2. A words bouts Dyslexia. 1st it donts means your R stewpids, it means yorn brain is wired differunt frums most of the peoples of da world. Meye IQ is much higher den most, I'm nots braggins but wants to ta maks a point. I Jed, challunge Mrs. Dole, Mr. Bush and Al Gore 2 an IQ test an we wills post da results B4 da elecshun. Peoples shoods nos whut dey is gettin B4 day vote. Dar is proofs dat dyslexia may ax-U-lee helps dyslexics in uddar tings. Lik havin a video memory, a gift 4 languages, numburs, U naim it. N-nee-ways dats Y I writes liks I dos. God made me dis way, so dis is me, I'm nots ashamed ta be wired differunts. It jus maks me works hardR, whichd aint a bad ting, ta works hard. U C I havs ta write like U peoples all da tine wens it is EZ-R 4 me 2 writes lik dis. We donts nos who all da dyslexics R as mostus peoples keeps stuff lik dat C-crit. Thomas Edison, Albert Einstein, Woodrow Wilson and Winston Churchill R all thought to hav been dyslexics. No-tuss dat one of dem was a Prez-O-dent? And tank U 4 da nue slogun I-deer. "Jed, cyelunt moejaritT, ifn I cants spells it, I aints worried bouts it". Jed, Jed, he's R man ifn U dont like how he spells he sez ya can kiss his big ol' rear end! (This has been an unpaid 4 politicul announcement) Tank U 4 yorn vote.

To: levy who wrote (1747)	6/14/1999 11:25:00 AM
From: Joana Tides	Respond to of 7442

Howdy rlevy, I've been working on the Techride Classics index and promise you that once the basics are down, sections will be added on. Jed will get two sections; one for "Jed's isms" & 1 for "Jed For Press-O-dent". Jed speech just the other day may interest you: "Mah reeginal peerins hev nuttin ta doo wit mah Press-O-Dentshul Possumbules, an mah vyoos R honust. Ef ah fakes mah pinionsa demdar ishoos ta gits da votes, den Dat Ain't Raht an ah don desurvs ta git em. Ahl let demdar Holleewood folks wurk awn me if dats whutit takesta Pleeze Alla da Peepuls Summa da Time. But buffin masef fer cityfolk aintda same ez fakin mah pinions uv da ishoos dat ah wont B doin an lotta folksin Midul America thinkin same ways, yewd B SIRprizd, yep. Ah think ah mite win it. Let's eat now." (there was a standing-room-only crowd at the Grange Hall for this recent appearance, and the applause was enthusiastically friendly but brief before the crowd headed outside for the potluck barbecue). I hope that helped further qualify Jed's position on his, er, well shall we say unconventional personal presentation at this time. Jed's history in brief is "Then one day he was shootin at some food, when up from the ground came a'bubblin' crude...Internet Stocks, that is." Jed says if an actor and a peanut farmer and a lawyer and an oilman can be elected president, then why not an internet investor. Time may very well prove him right. Jed looks to the examples of LBJ and the present incumbent for his confidence that his regional mannerisms won't stand in the way of representing We The People." I do hope that this clarification will win your Vote for Jed. 909, Joan