To: jpmac who wrote (28925 ) 6/14/1999 7:24:00 PM From: Rambi Read Replies (7) | Respond to of 71178
Maybe they figure that for the academic type at Rice (notice how I avoid the words nerd and geek) the question is purely hypothetical and fantasy based. And they get a good yuk out of the answers during the long hours spent reading things like, "My hobbies are writing computer programs and playing Doom." I have a crush on the new checkout boy at the grocery store. He looks exactly like Johnny Depp. And today as I put dinner ( a chicken and potato salad and biscuits, all for 4.99 and best of all, already cooked!) on the belt, he said, "I'll be back in a jiffy." Then he ran to the next check out and back. I said, "I always wondered what a jiffy was." (You know how you used to say dumb things in front of cute boys when you were 14? I still do it at 50.) He said, "Well, that was really half a jiffy; it didn't take as long as I thought. I say that because if I say 'Back in a second', people always tell me it was more. This way they can't." "That's very clever," I say (cleverly). "A good manipulation of language to meet your needs. I like that." He said," Do you know what superfluous means?" "Yes," I reply. "Not necessary." "DO you know what cacophony means?" "Yes," I try not to look too vain. "Loud, jarring noise." "Wow, you're good. I bet you like the word 'onomotopoeia'." "Did you just take an SAT prep course?" "Oh, years ago," he says in a world-weary way, which probably means last fall. Then his eyes narrow. "I bet you don't know the difference between a nook and a cranny." Silence. I think about it. I don't. "You have too many big words in your head." He said, knowingly. "You need to make room for the little ones." WOrds to live by.