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To: Carolyn who wrote (1772)6/14/1999 2:02:00 PM
From: faqsnlojiks   Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 7442
 
I like:

JED: He don't take no $hit!

-Joe



To: Carolyn who wrote (1772)6/14/1999 4:24:00 PM
From: Blue Snowshoe  Respond to of 7442
 
Dis is Jed ansirin fur BLUE. He sez now dey R evvons, boths maryed. BLUE dun wishted Maria long tine B ing maryed n good tines B ings maryed. Hafs of da maryages end in die-vorce. Whichd costs U lots-O-monies, I wood nos. N-nee-way eveuns a goods maryage taks works sometines.
Joan starts up da band n play "n a nudder 1 bites da dust".
Good lucks Maria, congrad-U-layshuns to U n yorn husband.
Yer pal BLUE

Jed, Jed he's yor man, da-mest-ta-Kated, maks gra8 omlets in da fryin pan. (Dis has been an unpaid 4 announcement)

B smarts! Votes 4 Jed 4 Prez-O-dent



To: Carolyn who wrote (1772)6/15/1999 11:12:00 AM
From: Blue Snowshoe  Read Replies (5) | Respond to of 7442
 
Jed innerviews Mark by Yor frend Jed (n Prez-O-dent can-no-date)

JED: Mark, welcums ta Techride, U wills lik da peoples har, day is nice but I gots a jobs ta do so let's gets started! Dat means I wills B nice buts da Techridars havs sum queshtuns 4 U.

MARK: Thank you for the welcome. It feels a little funny to be on the other end of things.

JED: Well den U jus waits a minnut ta we gets ta da queshtuns.

MARK: OKay let's get started.

JED: Queshtun numbur 1, how cums CNBC plays so mennee of its own commershalls, isa CNBC havin problums gettins advatizRs?

MARK: Well I'm just a reporter I don't know.

JED: Well surelees U must nos sumting. Is dar sumting you R not tellins us? It dar sumting, is dar problums wid yorn earnuns? So is dat whut U R tellins us, U gots a problums wid yorn advatizRs n yorn earnuns?

MARK: I didn't say that. I don't know anything about our earnings or advertisers. I'm a reporter who has his own show on a business cable channel, that is all.

JED: Den let's gets doun ta yorn reportins. How cums wens you interviewd Russell Horowitz who had his cloths on, U was verrE nasties ta him yets wen U interviewd da naked CEO dis mornins U was real nice ta him? Sum coods evvon sez U was flirtins. So, is dar a reasun Y U wood B nasties ta a CEO wid cloths on n wid profits and a well run biznuss an yets U R nice ta a naked CEO wid no profits. Is dar a reasun fur dat, mayB sumting U R nots tellins us? Is dar? Ha? Anssirs da queshton please.

MARK: Well I never thought of it like that.

JED: Well mayB sum peoples R. Nex queshton, BLUESNOWSHOE (that is a code for you new people) sez yorn stock is trading fur more den he wanted to buy yorn companE 4, why shoods I pays more?

MARK: I'm not sure how to answer that.

JED Ya jus did. Well now MARK, tanks fur being a guest on Techride, and tank U fur yor tine, and now we is out of tine.

Jed, Jed, he's R man, innerviews lik nobodE can (This has been an unpaid 4 poleliticuls announcement)