To: Carolyn who wrote (1772 ) 6/15/1999 11:12:00 AM From: Blue Snowshoe Read Replies (5) | Respond to of 7442
Jed innerviews Mark by Yor frend Jed (n Prez-O-dent can-no-date) JED: Mark, welcums ta Techride, U wills lik da peoples har, day is nice but I gots a jobs ta do so let's gets started! Dat means I wills B nice buts da Techridars havs sum queshtuns 4 U. MARK: Thank you for the welcome. It feels a little funny to be on the other end of things. JED: Well den U jus waits a minnut ta we gets ta da queshtuns. MARK: OKay let's get started. JED: Queshtun numbur 1, how cums CNBC plays so mennee of its own commershalls, isa CNBC havin problums gettins advatizRs? MARK: Well I'm just a reporter I don't know. JED: Well surelees U must nos sumting. Is dar sumting you R not tellins us? It dar sumting, is dar problums wid yorn earnuns? So is dat whut U R tellins us, U gots a problums wid yorn advatizRs n yorn earnuns? MARK: I didn't say that. I don't know anything about our earnings or advertisers. I'm a reporter who has his own show on a business cable channel, that is all. JED: Den let's gets doun ta yorn reportins. How cums wens you interviewd Russell Horowitz who had his cloths on, U was verrE nasties ta him yets wen U interviewd da naked CEO dis mornins U was real nice ta him? Sum coods evvon sez U was flirtins. So, is dar a reasun Y U wood B nasties ta a CEO wid cloths on n wid profits and a well run biznuss an yets U R nice ta a naked CEO wid no profits. Is dar a reasun fur dat, mayB sumting U R nots tellins us? Is dar? Ha? Anssirs da queshton please. MARK: Well I never thought of it like that. JED: Well mayB sum peoples R. Nex queshton, BLUESNOWSHOE (that is a code for you new people) sez yorn stock is trading fur more den he wanted to buy yorn companE 4, why shoods I pays more? MARK: I'm not sure how to answer that. JED Ya jus did. Well now MARK, tanks fur being a guest on Techride, and tank U fur yor tine, and now we is out of tine. Jed, Jed, he's R man, innerviews lik nobodE can (This has been an unpaid 4 poleliticuls announcement)