Silicon Investor (SI) -- The First Internet Community

STOCKTALK

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor. We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community. If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.

Pastimes : Hot Tubbers Anonymous -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Madeleine Harrison who wrote (1215)	6/15/1999 3:06:00 AM
From: george eberting	Respond to of 13724

A little dry in the tub today. Here's a couple I liked: If Religion Dealt With Toys =========================== Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys, wins. Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins. Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins. Anglican - They were our toys first. Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first. Atheism - There is no toy maker. Evolutionism - The toys made themselves. Church of Christ, Scientist - We are the toys. Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to hell if we catch you selling yours. Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin. Mormonism - Every boy can have as many toys as he wants Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second. Hedonism - To heck with the rule book!? Let's play! Hinduism - He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses. 7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses. Church of Christ - He whose toys make music, loses. Jehovah's Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins. Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk, wins. Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination. Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry. Non-denominationalism - We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play with them. Agnosticism - It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference. Judaism - I'm selling. You buying? Church of Scientology - Toys 'R Us.