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To: Susie924 who wrote (934)6/15/1999 12:31:00 PM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2380
 
There is a horse race and the horses in the race are:

1. Passionate Lady
2. Bare Belly
3. Silk Panties
4. Conscience
5. Jockey Shorts
6. Clean Sheets
7. Smooth Thighs
8. Big Johnson
9. Heavy Bosom
10. Merry Cherry

Place your bets...

And they're off...!

Conscience is left behind at the post.

Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.

Heavy Bosom is being pressured.

Passionate Lady is caught between Smooth Thighs and Big Johnson in a very tight spot.

At the halfway mark it's Bare Belly on top.

Smooth Thighs open up and Big Johnson is pressed in.

Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.

Passionate Lady and Smooth Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly

Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Johnson.

At the stretch Merry Cherry cracks under the strain.

Big Johnson is making a final drive.

Passionate Lady is coming.

At the finish it's Big Johnson giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady taking everything Big Johnson has to offer.

It looks like a dead heat but Big Johnson squirts through and wins by a head.

Heavy Bosom weakens and Smooth Thighs pulls-up the rear.

Clean Sheets never had a chance.



To: Susie924 who wrote (934)6/15/1999 1:29:00 PM
From: Robert O  Respond to of 2380
 
A guy comes home early from work and finds his wife on her hands and knees scrubbing the kitchen floor. Since she didn't hear him come in he sneaks up behind her, lifts her skirt, and 'starts in.' They're going at it for a while hot and heavy, then he finishes stands up and WHAM kicks her in the ass sending her sprawling across the floor! She looks back and says 'what the hell was that for?' and he says: 'that's for not looking to see who it was.'

LOL

RO