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To: Katt-000 who wrote (944)	6/16/1999 10:50:00 AM
From: Barney	Respond to of 2380

GOOD-BAD-WORSSSSSE Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. Bad: You can't find your birth control pills. Worse: Your daughter has them. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. Worse: You're in them. Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a crossdresser. Worse: He looks better than you. Good: Your son's finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the woman next door. Worse: So are you. Good: You give the birds and bees speech to your daughter. Bad: She keeps interrupting. Worse: With corrections. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Worse: She's a lawyer. Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: The postman had the same idea. Worse: You have to wait.

To: Katt-000 who wrote (944)	6/16/1999 10:58:00 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2380

20 Things to do at the Drive-Thru 1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside. 2. Drive through backwards. 3. Belch your order. 4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume. 5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac. 6. Walk through. 7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you. 8. Repeat everything the order-taker says. 9. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours. 10. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please". 11. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food. 12. When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of garbage & ask if they'll dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells. 13. Drive through with a carload of naked people. 14. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion. 15. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food. 16. Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order taker speaks, aim the mic at their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own voice. 17. One word: Flatulence! 18. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk. 19. If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the order taker's fellow employees have been called over to the window to "check out the babe". 20. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane.