SI
SI
discoversearch

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor.  We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community.  If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.
Gold/Mining/Energy : International Precious Metals (IPMCF) -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Joe Hartenbower who wrote (34892)6/17/1999 3:15:00 PM
From: go4it  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 35569
 
A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe.
He spends years with them, teaching them Reading, Writing, Math and
Science. One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a
whitechild. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor
aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen
and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!" The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence-what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion." The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that white child."



To: Joe Hartenbower who wrote (34892)6/18/1999 6:05:00 AM
From: TheBusDriver  Respond to of 35569
 
<< I figure that Wayne, now that he's single>>

3 things:

1. I ain't into sheep, ESPECIALLY ram's.

2. Bob's cat ate the damn tuna. really pissed me off.

3. I am not single yet.....I still have money the bitch has not gotten yet so she will keep the attorney bleading me until I am penniless. Only in the state of california......

You're so cruel....gggeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzz.......<grin>

wayne