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To: MythMan who wrote (47881)	6/17/1999 6:22:00 PM
From: Robert	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 86076

Now for some levity to balance out my last post. Enjoy! -- Robert * * * * * Message 10165360 TWELVE THINGS NOT TO SAY WHEN PULLED OVER BY A COP: 1. I CAN'T REACH MY LICENSE UNLESS YOU HOLD MY BEER. 2. SORRY OFFICER, I DIDN'T REALIZE MY RADAR DETECTOR WASN'T PLUGGED IN. 3. ARENT YOU THE GUY FROM THE VILLAGE PEOPLE? 4. HEY, YOU MUST'VE BEEN DOING 125 TO KEEP UP WITH ME. 5. I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO BE IN RELATIVELY GOOD PHYSICAL CONDITION TO BE A POLICE OFFICER. 6. I WAS GOING TO BE A COP, BUT I DECIDED TO FINISH HIGH SCHOOL INSTEAD. 7. BAD COP!! NO DONUT!! 8. YOU'RE NOT GONNA CHECK THE TRUNK ARE YOU? 9. DIDN'T I SEE YOU GET YOUR BUTT KICKED ON "COPS". 10. GEE OFFICER!! THAT'S TERRIFIC. THE LAST OFFICER ONLY GAVE ME A WARNING TOO. 11. I WAS TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH THE OTHER TRAFFIC. YES, I KNOW THERE ARE NO OTHER CARS AROUND, THAT'S HOW FAR AHEAD OF ME THEY ARE. 12. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?" YOU'RE THE TRAINED OBSERVER!