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To: Edwarda who wrote (5361)	6/20/1999 2:41:00 PM
From: The Philosopher	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 6545

You failed to note that the term REAL in Real Man was an acronym for Ridiculous, Effeminate, Absurd, Lying-down-asking-to-be-walked-all-over.

To: Edwarda who wrote (5361)	6/20/1999 4:44:00 PM
From: Elmer Flugum	Respond to of 6545

That must be the curriculum for the Men's Study Group, assembled by the Women's Study Group. It Is A Woman's World

To: Edwarda who wrote (5361)	6/20/1999 8:22:00 PM
From: Father Terrence	Read Replies (4) \| Respond to of 6545

The REAL Real Man Degree (Offered through selected European, African, Asian and South American Universities to men of the U.S.A who have NOT been hoodwinked into the American women's idea of ‘the kinder, gentler wimp'.) THE OFFICIAL REAL MAN DEGREE A new two-year degree being offered at progressive Universities throughout the world that many of you should be interested in: BECOMING A REAL MAN. That's right, in just six easy quarters you, too, can be a real man, as well as earn an RMKA degree (Real Men Kick Ass). Please take a moment to look over the new program outline. FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule MEN 101 Combating Female Illogic MEN 102 How to Force Your Wife to Do Housework MEN 103 PMS: Teaching Her When to Keep Her Mouth Shut MEN 104 How to Make Her Grateful for Anything You Give Her for Christmas Winter Schedule MEN 120 Teaching Her How to Iron Your Clothes -- Including Socks MEN 111 Teaching Her the Proper Way to Grovel MEN 112 Parenting: The Woman's Responsibility EAT 100 Get A Life, Teaching Her to Bring You Mistresses ECON 001A What's Hers Is Yours Spring Schedule MEN 120 How to Instruct a Woman that You are ALWAYS Right MEN 121 Dealing with Her Incompetence MEN 122 The Dizzy Dame: Truly the Weaker Sex MEN 123 10 Sexual Reasons to Give Flowers ECON 001B What's Yours Is Yours -- Unless She Agrees to Participate in a Threesome SECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule SEX 101 Why You Have the Right to Sex On Demand SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If IT's Awake, Fuck Her MEN 201 How To Have Sex for Hours with No Regrets MEN 202 Training Her to Ignore the Toilet Seat Winter Schedule MEN 210 The Remote Control: Replace It with Your Wife MEN 211 Eight Secrets that Will Have Her Worshipping in Your Shadow MEN 212 Dealing With Menopause -- Or Why Concubines Make Sense MEN 213 You CAN Be Like a Racecar Driver MEN 230A Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important -- The First Time Spring Schedule MEN 220 Adding Colorful Language to Your Vocabulary MEN 221 Getting Her to Enjoy Sleeping on the Wet Spot(s) MEN 222 Real Men Don't Ask Directions -- They get an Onboard Computer MEN 223 How to Have Your Wife Beg You for Sex MEN 230B When to Forget Birthdays and Anniversaries COURSE ELECTIVES EAT 101 Cooking Outdoors with Grimy Iron Skillets EAT 102 The Proper Use of Machetes and Bar-B-Q Tongs EAT 103 Burping and Belching Like Polite Arabs MEN 231 Building Project: A Soundproof Room for Your Mother-In-Law's Visits MEN 232 How to Appear To Be Listening to Her Inanities MEN 233 Secret Action Words (e.g. Just Say "Move Your Fat Ass…") ECON 001C How to Dump Her for a 25-year Old and Keep ALL Your Assets