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Politics : Bill Clinton Scandal - SANITY CHECK -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Neocon who wrote (53855)6/21/1999 8:29:00 AM
From: DMaA  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 67261
 
It's Jar Jar. Tsk Sheeshe. Meesa tink yuusa not even see Episode One.



To: Neocon who wrote (53855)6/21/1999 10:07:00 AM
From: DMaA  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 67261
 
From the June 16 Late Show with David Letterman, the "Top
Ten Things Kenneth Starr Has Found Out About Al Gore." Copyright
1999 by Worldwide Pants, Inc.

10. Was once mistaken for dead guy on a New York City subway
9. Stole valuable combover secrets from Rudy Giuliani
8. Often flies on Air Force One as checked baggage
7. Although he didn't invent the Internet, he did invent those
annoying bits of punctuation that look like sideways faces :-)
6. He was created by the same guys that did Jar Jar Binks
5. Voted for Perot in '96.
4. Big fan of the joke, "Tipper? I didn't even kiss her!"
3. Like G.I. Joe dolls, he has molded plastic underwear that can't
be removed
2. Had to have an aide explain to him exactly what it was Bill and
Monica were doing
1. Once had an affair with a magnolia tree