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To: IceShark who wrote (48568)	6/22/1999 6:49:00 AM
From: sammaster	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 86076

what the hey?!?! what is the futures doin down this am.... i wanted to get some dell puts at 40, intc puts at 60 whats's anyones thoughts on seagate puts? samir

To: IceShark who wrote (48568)	6/22/1999 8:41:00 AM
From: eddie r gammon	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 86076

Hey nimrod, thought you might get a grin out of this (g) <<<Five doctors went duck shooting one day. Included in the group were a GP, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist, a surgeon and a pathologist, After a time, a bird came winging overhead. The first to react was the GP who raised his shotgun, but then hesitated. "I'm not quite sure it's a duck," he said, "I think that I will have to get a second opinion." And of course by that time, the bird was long gone. Another bird appeared in the sky thereafter. This time the pediatrician drew a bead on it. He too, however, was unsure if it was really a duck in his sights and besides, it might have babies. "I'll have to do some more investigations," he muttered, as the creature made good its escape. Next to spy a bird flying was the sharp-eyed psychiatrist. Shotgun shouldered, he was more certain of his intended prey's identity. "Now, I know it's a duck, but does it know it's a duck?" The fortunate bird disappeared while the fellow wrestled with this dilemma. Finally a fourth fowl sped past and this time the surgeon's weapon pointed skywards. BOOM!! The surgeon lowered his smoking gun and turned nonchalantly to the pathologist beside him. "Go see if that was a duck, will you?>>> erg