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To: Baldwin who wrote (16940)6/23/1999 10:56:00 AM
From: Lee Bush  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 19331
 
Here is a little humor to cheer us all up:

Industry leaders have identified a low cost solution to the Y2K (Year 2000)
issue:

The goal is to remove ALL computers from the desktop by Jan, 2000. Instead,
everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. There are many sound
reasons for doing this:

1. No Y2K problems

2. No technical glitches keeping work from being done.

3. No more wasted time reading and writing emails.

The following FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) from the Etch-A-Sketch Help
Desk should help you through the transition:

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
What do I do?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What's the shortcut for "Undo"?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.

Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don't shake it.

Lee