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To: FREAKAZOID who wrote (1028)	6/23/1999 1:41:00 PM
From: Barney	Respond to of 2380

A guy on a plane, flying first class, was boozing it up big time and getting vocal because the flight attendant wasn't refilling his glass fast enough to suit him. Someone told him, "Sir, control your language. Rev. Billy Graham is in the row in front of you." The man replied, "Really? He hobbled over in a drunken stupor to Rev. Graham, put out his hand and said, "Rev. Graham, what a pleasure to meet you! I was so moved by your sermons... they changed my life!"

To: FREAKAZOID who wrote (1028)	6/23/1999 1:42:00 PM
From: Barney	Respond to of 2380

What's a sexual intellectual? \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| V A f**king know-it-all

To: FREAKAZOID who wrote (1028)	6/23/1999 1:44:00 PM
From: Barney	Respond to of 2380

A husband, so proud of the fact that his wife has borne 6 children, begins to call her "mother of six" rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of her husband's description. "Mother of six," he would say, "Get me a beer!" "Hey mother of six, what's for dinner tonight?" This type of situation persisted to a boiling point. Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yelled out, "Hey mother of six, I think it's time to go!" The wife siezed the moment and shouted back, "I'll be right with you -- father of four!"