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To: Robert T. Quasius who wrote (223)7/5/1999 5:58:00 PM
From: Gutterball  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 246
 
Little Johnny's Pop Spelling Quiz

Teacher: Johnny, you are to spell the word and use it in a sentence. The first word is "Hotel".

Johnny: "Hotel", that's H-O-T-E-L. The president told Monica to keep their affair a secret, but Linda Tripp made the ho tel.

Teacher: That's not the correct way to use the word... try "Stigma".

Johnny: "Stigma", that's S-T-I-G-M-A. The President told Monica, "I want you to stig ma cigar in you know what."

Teacher: Now, Johnny, you spelled the word right, but didn't use it correctly. Try "Homosexual".

Johnny: "Homosexual", that's H-O-M-O-S-E-X-U-A-L. The President asked Monica not to wear any panties because it made the ho mo sexual.

Teacher: That's enough Johnny.