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To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (6873)6/24/1999 12:54:00 AM
From: Mr.Manners  Respond to of 12754
 
Foxtartness,

maybe if you take whatever it is off your lip you not be making words like 'clandid'.. although I must admit from past experience you seem to favor lisping, perhaps taking your cue from that Great Humanitarian and Elocutionist, Sylvester

as for the 'movie'....as long as you have not yet sold the rights, I believe we can arrive at a deal.. an exchange of your old biography perhaps.. (oops.. is this in public.. so solly)

and no toll on the Japanese

me



To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (6873)6/24/1999 10:20:00 PM
From: Druss  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12754
 
Bendthiswire News Release
Druss Industries announces startup of new company. CEO Druss indicates the company, Placebo Power Unlocked Potential (Nasdaq--PPUP) will manufacture a placebo for the treatment of erectile dysfunction.
"We have studied all of the results for companies attempting to make erectile dysfunction drugs," Druss said. "They are always tested against a placebo, invariably the placebo is remarkably effective. So we thought why not just sell a placebo. It is cheap, sometimes works better than drugs intended for the purpose, and we don't have to go through all that drugs trial garbage."
Druss indicates the company will go into immediate manufacture of the drug marketing it under the trade name 'Drill Sergeant'



To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (6873)6/24/1999 10:46:00 PM
From: Druss  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12754
 
SI Midnight Rag Paid Advertisement

You Want it at Attention Try Drill Sergeant!

Lets talk frankly. Guys don't like to say they have erectile dysfunction. They like even worse when they are in 'that situation', when they have to face the facts and tell a very disappointed partner the score (or lack of one). You sure don't want to have to deal with that. Well, Drill Sergeant can help.
You probably have heard of Viagra, well the fact of the matter is that Drill Sergeant doesn't work as well. But that doesn't mean it's ineffective. Study after study has shown that the compound in Drill Sergeant does work. So why use Drill Sergeant when Viagra is better. There are a lot of reasons. Drill Sergeant is over the counter. That's right walk up and buy some, no doctor to check you over and no need for a prescription.
Do you really want some doctor poking and prodding you? Then looking you over and saying "I think this is all in your head. I am going to refer you to a psychiatrist." So you end up talking about mumsy and daddy for several years. Face it, nobody wants to hear about it, that's why they charge you $200 an hour to listen and you don't want find out that stuff anyway. You had it suppressed for your entire life, why dredge it up now? You just want Big Charley to get back in action. Well, that is where Drill Sergeant comes in.
Drill Sergeant has no side effects, you read that right none. It is a lot cheaper than Viagra and no expensive appointment with a doctor.
So try Drill Sergeant, the inexpensive, effective, alternative for a safe night with a complete lack of rest.



To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (6873)6/25/1999 8:45:00 AM
From: Mr.Manners  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12754
 
Foxsloppy,

there is help for that condition you endure after all:

June 25, 1999 08:17

Excessive Drooling as a Medical Condition Can be Controlled

BRIELLE, N.J., June 25 /PRNewswire/ -- A New Website Has Been Launched That May Offer Some
Assistance to Controlling a Bothersome Medical Condition.

Droolinginfo.org provides a website dedicated to the interests of the patient stricken with a medically
oriented excessive drooling condition. The site is designed to furnish visitors with a variety of treatments
that are currently being used to control what many would call a frustrating condition. Categories include
Home Remedies, Pharmaceutical Treatments, Surgical Correction and more.


no need to thank me

K, 0



To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (6873)6/26/1999 12:12:00 AM
From: Mr.Manners  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12754
 
Sherlock Fox

was that equipment hidden?..

to what may you be referring?.. hmmmmm

K



To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (6873)6/26/1999 12:29:00 AM
From: Mr.Manners  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 12754
 
Foxberry,

I have heard rumblings that the Great and Mighty DSGumby, flaming tutuu and all, has been seen travelling around this area.
Best get the cam ready - match up the Post Office poster after all.

It's rumored that he was once again thrown out of his job as head dancer at the Boehmian Clutterbuck Club for Wayward Men (Texas chapter).