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Pastimes : Another Good Reason Not To Be Married -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (5403)	6/26/1999 12:21:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 6545

This was e-mailed to me by a dear friend and it struck me as being right up your alley: REAL MAN Quiz Q: How is a woman like a condom? A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. Q: What is the similarity between a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken? A: By the time you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to pop your bone in. Q: How are twisters (tornadoes) and marriage alike? A: They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you lose your house. Q: What do you call a dog with 4 inch legs and six inch steel balls? A: Sparky. Q: Why do women have two sets of lips? A: So they can piss and moan at the same time. Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you. Q: What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? A:Spitting, swallowing, and gargling. Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead? A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up. Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? A: Full. Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? A: Put a nipple on it. Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? A: Made her chain too long.