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To: Quad Sevens who wrote (11119)6/25/1999 8:14:00 PM
From: Jim Fitzgerald  Respond to of 14266
 
<OT> Golf Joke.

An elderly man (let's call him Jim) goes to the local public course and signs in as a walk-on. He explains to the club pro that, although he hits the ball pretty well, his vision isn't what it used to be, so he needs a partner that will help him follow his ball. The pro replies, "I've got just the guy. Wade here is about your age and has eyes like a hawk."

So the two men walk to the first tee. Jim hits the ball and turns to Wade. "Did you see where it went?"

Wade replies, "I got it."

The two men walk down the fairway and chat. After a minute or so Jim asks, "OK, where's my ball?"

Wade replies, "I forget."