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To: Razorbak who wrote (3987)	6/27/1999 11:44:00 PM
From: Tom C	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 4295

Dear Razor, As the CEO of FBNA, “Nothing” can adequately explain the power I weld. It's an awesome realization, but I am pleased to accept your Job Application for Sanitation Engineer. As a titular figurehead I can't actually hire you without conferring and gaining the approval of my subordinates but I will do everything in my power to make this happen. Nothing will get in my way and nothing can stop me. I particularly liked this I am considered to be an expert on dirt and mud. but the board is bifurcated on the issue. Some of them feel we should look at the dirt issue first and are asking: “Does the dirt pile rise to the level that you can make mud?” Others are saying, “I need dirt? I just wanted to sling some mud, do I really need to prove that I have enough dirt to sling all the mud I intend to sling?” It's nothing less then complicated. By the way, here's a memo I've been working on. To: All FBNA Employees and Their Families I just received a memo2000™ from the FBNA Special2000™ Projects2000™ Team2000™ code named “Datak2000™” a fairly amazing feat considering the disarray2000™ in the mailroom right now1999™. These are the preliminary results of the team's (S2000™P2000™T2000™) investigation. Ability to speak with online friends is down, primarily do to their departure from SI. Conflict between normally friendly posters is up but seems to be receding most likely due to item one above. Several SI regulars have reported looking into the mirror and seeing a red rash that looks like “K A T A D” on their forehead. The rash seems to be directly correlated (.324334 ppm +/- .004) with the amount of time spend online at SI. Vacation, fresh air and direct face to face interaction with friend and family seems to cure this problem. Tom Collins Interim CEO, FBNA katad.com