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To: Alan Smithee who wrote (6941)	6/28/1999 12:24:00 AM
From: Mr.Manners	Respond to of 12754

A complete untruth signed, Dewey, Foolum, and Howe counsel and urban legends for the Great Kasha there were not that many people there...

To: Alan Smithee who wrote (6941)	6/28/1999 12:27:00 AM
From: Druss	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 12754

DSG--Wonderful story. Very primal in its effects too. Hard to type this while curled up in a fetal ball. Druss

To: Alan Smithee who wrote (6941)	6/28/1999 1:19:00 AM
From: Mr.Manners	Respond to of 12754

at last the true nature of DSGumby's matter with language can be revealed.. here is what he wrote in the original form: Kasha, as ya may, or may not know, iz fond o' baseball games. He's even mo' fond o' playing practical jokes. ah recall dis here from about 15 years ago. Kasha wuz in an impish mood. He'd been dipping his beak uh bit too much into da Mad Dog if ah recall. Well... he had dis here boy who wuz uh medical student. Seems dis here med student had gotten uh little possesive in da anatomy lab, an' severed da fifth member o' da cadaver he wuz working on, if ya git muh ma f*in drift. Packed it up in uh ziplock bag an' took it home. Well, as luck would gots it, dis here severed member fell into da possession o' none other than our very own Kasha. ah th'o't it had somethin' ta do wiff uh high stakes poker game, but wouldn't stake Pokey's life on it. At any rate, Kasha an' ah an' uh few topless dancers we's met at uh club in Windsor, Ont., decided ta take in uh Tigers game. During da Seventh Inning Stretch, Kasha made his way ta da men's room. dere wuz only about 7 urinals dere, an' about 250 fed-up tiger fans waiting in line. Well, our boy stands dere, moves from foot ta foot, fidgets, moves around an' generally acts uncomfortable. afta about 5 minutes, wiff great skill in sleight o' hand, he pulls da poor cadaver's member out o' his coat pocket, throws it ta da ground an' shouts in an exasperated voice, "dis here freaking thin' never worked right anyway!!!! an' he stomped out. ah laughed muh ma fin ass off, looking at those poor saps, who wuz stopped in they tracks, looking at dis here severed ya know what, lying on da floor o' da men's room. , what the f* sup now?.

To: Alan Smithee who wrote (6941)	6/28/1999 9:21:00 PM
From: Mr.Manners	Respond to of 12754

The Sad True Tale of DSGumby, as revealed in one shocking photo - - - - prior to his pre-eminent career as head dancer at the Bohemian Clutterbuck, DSGumby had many wanderings.. and one of them is captured here, in the days when he was imitating Elton's style of dress: dickweed.rotten.com