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To: Father Terrence who wrote (42508)6/28/1999 9:41:00 PM
From: James R. Barrett  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 108807
 
FT, what is your opinion of after birth abortion?

I am highly in favor of it as long as it is limited to the first 24 months of life. This will give new parents the opportunity to see if they really like the idea of a little brat running around the house disrupting their lives and causing utter chaos. It will also allow the parents to closely observe the child and determine whether or not the kid will grow up to be a serial killer or has a severe case of political incorrectness. The decision can then be made to terminate the little misfit for the sake of the general public.

Termination of the toddler would be very easy and the medical profession would not have to be involved. Simply leave him/her alone in a room with an ample supply of plastic bags, a gallon of clorox, a dozen balloons, an 8 foot step ladder, and 20 pounds of chocolates. The kid will terminate himself in less than two hours.

No one would have to feel guilty because the "abortion" was an accident.

Director of pediatrics,
Jim