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To: Jim Bishop who wrote (1400)6/29/1999 8:12:00 AM
From: Cytotekk  Respond to of 1650
 
"I'm looking for a smart woman in a real short skirt."

So James, all these guys who have pestered me all my life are all Jimmy Buffet fans?

(Jimmy doesn't say in his lyrics whether she should be wearing undergarments or not....I wonder why he left that out.)

Thanks for the lyrics.

Cy



To: Jim Bishop who wrote (1400)7/1/1999 8:05:00 PM
From: Mr Metals  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 1650
 
ROLLINGHARD...

Difference between potentially and realistically


A young boy went up to his father and asked, "What is the difference
between potentially and realistically?"

The father answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with
Robert Redford for a million dollars. Also, ask your sister if she
would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you have leanrned.

So the boy went to his mother and said, "Would you sleep with Robert
Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "In a heartbeat
I would. I wouldn't pass up an opportunity
like that."

The boy then went to his sister and said, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! Are you
kiddin? Of course. I would be nuts to pass that up."

The boy then thought about it for two or three days and went back to
his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference
between potential and realistic?"

The boy replied, "Yes, potentially we're sitting on two million
dollars, but realistically we're living with two sluts.


MM