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To: MythMan who wrote (49950)	6/29/1999 11:18:00 AM
From: IceShark	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 86076

Zacks downgrades POS to strong sell so it promptly goes up a point. Eddleston repeats what he said last week and RMBS shoots up 10%. This stuff is easy - just buy. -s-

To: MythMan who wrote (49950)	6/29/1999 11:21:00 AM
From: Terry Whitman	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 86076

>Looks like new highs on the Naz by tomorrow < Don't forget the Bonnie Bear Rule. Short the market at 1230 on Fed days. It usually works like a charm. <s>

To: MythMan who wrote (49950)	6/29/1999 11:26:00 AM
From: Lucretius	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 86076

that's what I expect.... bears are f*cked and they don't even know it.. ho ho

To: MythMan who wrote (49950)	6/29/1999 11:30:00 AM
From: wlheatmoon	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 86076

Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first one went to see a professor who told him to take math, history, and logic. "What's logic?" asked the first redneck. The professor answered "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weedeater?" "I sure do" answered the redneck. "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor. "That's real good" the redneck responded in awe. The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house." Impressed, the redneck shouted, "AMAZIN"!!! "And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife." "That's Betty Mae. This is incredible"!!! The redneck is obviously catching on. "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can asssume that you are heterosexual," said the professor. "You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of. I can't wait to take this here logic class." The first redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him walked back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting. "So what classes are ya takin"? the second redneck asked his friend. "Math, history, and logic," replies the first redneck. "What in tarnation is logic"? asked his friend. "Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater"? "Nope," his friend replied. "You're a queer, ain't ya"?